DOUCHEBAGGARY.

[MICHAEL GARRISON FALAGUERRA]

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[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]WELCOME TO THE WORLD,
MICHAEL FALAGUERRA[/FONT]
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ASSHOLE ,[/COLOR][/SIZE] POT-HEAD ,[/COLOR][/SIZE] ALCOHOLIC ,[/COLOR][/SIZE] WEREWOLF ,[/COLOR][/SIZE] ENERGERTIC ,[/COLOR][/SIZE] BITTER,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]
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^{well what can i say about michael here... first off, he is seventeen, a seventh year in Hogwarts-- and no doubt this fine boy of mine is in Slytherin. micheal is a half-blood, his dad is a wizard and his mum is a muggle. he comes from a very liberal family, but that doesn't make michael less of an asshole. generally speaking, he is a very cruel, vindictive and usually he is the type of guy that messes up any good situation by adding his negativity to it. where ever he goes, he brings people down, because he can't stand the thought of being in someone's company without finding something to criticize. maybe deep down-- there is a heart underneath his very tough exterior, but i don't think its been discovered yet. oh, also-- he is a werewolf, but that's sort of his fault. when he was eleven, he used to constantly pick on this other boy; michael even went as far as pushing him in the lake and trying to drown him for fun--- what he didn't know that the weak and insignificant boy was a werewolf and one lonely night, michael was bitten. to this day, he is very bitter about that incident and though his parents and sister are trying their best to cope with it-- michael can't deal with it. he has looked to alcohol and weed to sustain him since his third year (so yeah-- he is a bit of a junkie XD). so-- come on guys! and plot with this-- very-- fucked up guy!}

TEMPLATE @ KEARA FTW !? @ CAUTION 2.0!
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[ABIGAIL MAY LYONS]

hello lover <3

[MICHAEL GARRISON FALAGUERRA]

-cudddles on lover-
though, i'll never be able to do that in threads.
i am too much of a jerk. =( *sad face*

[JACKSON ELLIOTT WALKER]

i expect the two of them would pretty much just use each other to save face - jackson because mike's enough of an asshole to make a decent slytherin, and mike because jackson's a pureblood with high status. so like a mutual agreement of sorts and they can torment other students etc

[KAYAH ADDISON HAWTHORNE]

Michael && Kayah
You look like you could use a swift kick in the balls. Kayah would gladly be the one to do that ^^

[MALACHI BARINTHIUS MALEFICIUM]

MICHAEL & MALACHI

best friends and mutual bullies i think we agreed to. malachi will never let him live down the fact that he likes abby and since both boys kind of have a heart i think there can be some silent acceptance between them of not being complete assholes.

[LILLITH MAE VINCIT]

ok ok, so i just had an idea - with her being in gryffindor and him being in slytherin, he would be quite rude to her. with her being a Vincit, however, it's not exactly the best idea (especially since daddy Vincit is a professor)

idk, i just see her egging on any elitist slytherin to pick on her and just go tell her dad

i mean, i KNOW you play both him and dad, but that's what you get HAHAHA XP

[ABIGAIL MAY LYONS]

^{that is all <3}

[MICHAEL GARRISON FALAGUERRA]

Jackson & Michael,
that seems like a good idea. sort-of-friends but only for their own mutual benefits. awesome!

Kayah & Michael,
i can make michael jump in mid thread of the trio or-- i can make a thread for us? lemme know. i think michael should try to seduce her-- well... his kind of seduction uses crude language and sex jokes, but you get the vibe. she can aim right for his balls! xD

Malachi & Michael,
has a bestfriendish ring to it, doesn't it? hahaha. well, they are definitely going to be the terrorizers of the slytherin house. i can totally see it! xD

Lillith & Michael,
he won't just be rude to her, Michael will flat out hex her-- if its necessary. hahaha he is like a don't-fuck-with-me kinda guy. and-- gosh i bet he hates latham--- >.< xD

MY SEXY ABBY,

[LILLITH MAE VINCIT]

ooooo, and since Lilith and Kayah are like, really good friends, house mates, dorm mates and all that good stuff, this should be even more interesting. MAN he's gonna be in soooo much trouble if he hexes her. XD i can se her crying to Latham, or just laying in the hospital milking it bwahahaha

[KAYAH ADDISON HAWTHORNE]

Michael && Kayah
I think that Michael and Kayah should have their own thread, it would be easier for him to actually talk to her and what not if Ariel and Adrian aren't around.